

On his day off, John decides to help a friend who double booked a massage client. Smothermeinrelish Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), McLennon - Fandom, McBeardy - Fandom, John Lennon - Fandom, Paul McCartney - Fandom Language: English Words: 2,346 Chapters: 1/2 Comments: 5 Kudos: 26 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 355 Enjoy this PWNMP (Porn With Not Much Plot) fic of John (20) being railed by McBeardy (32). This hellspawn is the child of me staying in the bathroom for too long before dinner. Please send beer in lieu of flowers, thank you, it’s much appreciated.īecause a man whose physique and appearance just scream sex god and daddy has just entered the damned place and is looking around like a lost puppy. This constitutes his “broke-ness”).Īnd, most importantly, John is utterly, devastatingly, undoubtedly damned. She just refuses to send him any monetary funding for his “personal interests”, as she puts it. John is, much to his own dismay, broke (not counting his well-off background thanks to his one and only Aunt Mimi, of course. John is a part-time employee at the McDonald’s nearest the university he studies in. author isnt british so please excuse any errors in slang and culture.which i will upload as a separate chapter because i just needed to get this out.John and Paul are 12 years apart in this one.Ocellus_autem_noctua_dei Fandoms: The Beatles (Band) Language: English Words: 110,212 Chapters: 33/? Collections: 1 Comments: 213 Kudos: 173 Bookmarks: 9 Hits: 4139 In which Richard Starkey and Captain McCartney go on a voyage to hunt mermaids and succeed, but not in the way they envisioned. “This ain’t heaven,” Richard moaned, “this is hell. “I didn’t expect heaven to be like this,” the captain said, eyes half-lidded. “Squish,” the captain hummed as he poked it the fleshy appendage again and Richard shuddered at the feeling. He whipped his head around to see the captain poking at a magenta tentacle. Suddenly, a jolting sensation shot up Richard’s spine. George Harrison/John Lennon/Paul McCartney/Ringo Starr.Language: English Words: 43,885 Chapters: 11/? Collections: 1 Comments: 173 Kudos: 250 Bookmarks: 33 Hits: 5409
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Or, two emotionally stunted scousers attempt to manage a small farm and bond through trial and error, sickness and health, the awful seasons that are autumn and winter, and Martha shedding enough fur to make a whole extra dog. Maybe they'll find their way together, then. In which it's autumn in the early 1970s, George is lost, and Paul's the champ who picks him up despite not knowing where he's going either.

“Why are you calling?” “I-” “If ye don’t fuckin’ tell me I’m gonna hang up.”

sort of? not really an AU on that front honestly.Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism.(eventual) George Harrison/Paul McCartney.
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